i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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