in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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