Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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