So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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