I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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