party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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