Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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