I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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