is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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