hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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