She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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