During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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