we made out on top of his cat.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My feet surprised me
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