I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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