yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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