Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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