Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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