Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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