Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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