my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We're not piercing ourselves today.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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