Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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