Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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