When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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