dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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