So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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