when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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