just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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