why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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