I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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