he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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