Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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