fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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