This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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