no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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