So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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