your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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