I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You're like the curious george of whores
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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