awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
jump out the window naked night went bad
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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