from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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