her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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