you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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