What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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