Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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