Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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