escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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