im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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