I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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