Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
