That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and she was petting her beer can
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Randomize
