Pappa wants mamma naked
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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