You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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