I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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